FDA issue warning to unconventional sperm donor

A man from the San Francisco Bay area has fathered 14 children in the last five years through free sperm donations to childless couples he meets on the Internet — and is now in trouble with the federal government. The 36-year-old has four more children on the way.

What the Hell do you think?

Undrr A. Cheever  School Floor

“Daddy?”

Buck Rambo Day Laborer

“When my free sperm donations results in a kid, I get hit with a paternity lawsuit. Of course, we’re both usually drunk.”

Lilly White Unicorn Hunter

“I go to clubs to receive my free sperm donations.”

Lute Fisk Swedish Swede

“And here I’ve been giving my sperm away to goats.”