DOD Missile Defense Porn: Watching the Wrong Bombshells.

The Internet (NNN)--The actions were not only unprofessional, they reflect time taken away from designated duties, were in clear violation of federal and DoD regulations, consumed network resources and  compromised the security of the network though the introduction of malware or malicious code.

What The HELL Do You Think?

 

Tweeter Dee   Twitter Fan

“So the malware that stole my credit card number could steal the launch codes? Cool."

 

Manly Mann    Beer Foam Industrialist

 “I got a rocket in my pocket that they can watch blast off."

 

Caffe Aulaid   Pinteresting

“One time I accidently launched a coworker's missile.”

 

Sven Sausage   Pork Barrel Collector

“I'm always hard at work.”

Obama calls Limbaugh’s ‘slut’.

The Internet (NNN)--President Obama called Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke on Friday defending her in the face of conservative radio icon Rush Limbaugh's "reprehensible personal and crude" attacks on her.
Limbaugh branded Fluke a "slut" and "prostitute" for her support of women having access to birth control.

What The HELL Do You Think?

 

Wall Ahallik   Facebooker

“I saw Limbaugh's wall. He needs access to girth control."

 

Dem O. Kratt   Paid Political Hack

 “ Does Michelle know he called up a hooker?"

 

Wanton Lust   Madame, Charlotte, S. C.,

“Did he ask Ms. Fluke to come to the democratic convention? I have a shortage of "girls".”

 

Lone Lee Guy   Ultra Conservative Liberal

“Two words on how to use less contraceptives: oral sex.”

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Sympathy Eating Bacteria

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FLESH EATING BACTERIA VICTIM

A 24-year-old woman feel off a homemade zipline and into a lake. She's in a hospital bed is fighting off flesh-eating bacteria. She has lost a leg and part of her abdomen to the virulent bacteria and may lose more, including her fingers. She had contracted the flesh-devouring Aeromonas hydrophila. The bacterium is remarkably common in the water and in the environment. Chlorine won't kill it.

What The HELL Do You Think?

 

Ab Norml     Facebook Enabler / Schoolbook Avoider

“Where can I contract a vegetable eating bacteria? One that eats broccoli."

 

Brut Forse    Flesh Eater

 "She used a homemade zip line. I always buy GE brand Zippy ziplines for all my outings."

 

 Fluffy Muff    Malcolm XOXOX

“If she was black you wouldn't be asking this question, huh, woodja, cracka'?!”

 

Svenn Svennsson    Inactive Culture

“Legs, no. Fingers, maybe. How far can the bacteria run with one?" 

Secret Service agents pay for sex. Then pay for having sex.

Secret Service Bragged About Protecting Obama While Partying At Colombian Brothel

The Internet (NNN)--Partying at the "Pley Club" Wednesday night, eleven members of the president's advance team allegedly bragged "we work for Obama" and "we're here to protect him."

Sources tell NNNews several of the men agreed to pay for, and received, services from the "highest category" prostitutes available at the club, who charge upwards of $200.

The men paid for the legal sexual services in advance but when it came time to settle the bill, there was a dispute over the charges.

What The HELL Do You Think?

 

Elmer Gloo     AntiSocial Media

“What do you mean, they may have been involved in "inappropriate emissions"? Oh, like farting!"

 

Max Beeg    Retired Secret Service Agent

 "What part of Secret in Secret Service did the stupid hookers not understand? They acted like english was their second language."

 

Plump Rump    Pley Madam

“The men kept requesting tall, dark, hookers, then at the end yelling out "Michelle"!”

 

Blurt Itout    Pinterest Putz

“At least no farm animals were involved. Again." 

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Pink Slime Hamburgers

Pink Slime can make up to 15% of school and grocery store hamburger meat. 

The Internet (NNN)--Combine ground up beef "trimmings", various beef scraps and cow connective tissues, with ammonium hydroxide (a solution of ammonia in water) and you get "Lean Beef Trimmings." The Pepto-Bismol-colored concoction known as pink slime can legally make up 15 percent of any given beef product. USDA Purchases 7 Million Pounds of Pink Slime for School Lunches.

What The HELL Do You Think?

 

Teeny Mynd     Facebookie. Wanna Bet?

“As if eating school hamburgers made from beef colon, sphincter and rat feces wasn’t delicious enough, now we get to eat the really good stuff!"

 

Oreville Orwhat    Orifice Enlarger

 "Now my burgers have everything but the MOO."

 

Yipee Yiyay    Charged Capacitor

“The chemical I use to straighten my hair is in burgers? Oh hell no!”

 

Bjorn Inda USA    Nordic Nitwit

“85% of pink slime is meat? I prefer my slime unadulterated." 

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New Perfume Launch

From the House of Anus, four new scents:

Pole Dancer Perfume, Sphincter Scent, Cooch Colonge, and Taint Eau De Toilette.

The Internet (NNN)--The House of Anus Was Launched In 2012 By The Design House Of Vertical Dance. These Beautiful Feminine Scents Envelope You With A Burst Of Intense Feces, Mysterious Mucus, Seductive Sweat Stench Or A Subtle Undertone Of Dank. Alluring And Skanky For An Evening Of Booty Shaking Your Man Will Remember. Take One Out For A Spin.

What The HELL Do You Think?

 

Shugg Garush     Junk Foodie

“Are those the animal parts found in hot dogs?"

 

Whyte Bredd    Orifice Cleaner

 “I'd have them scents checked for STDs."

 

Plane Speekin    Inside The Box Thinker

“Are they out of their motherfucking minds? This is why the President has the authority to kill US citizens without a trial.”

 

Lief Lemming    Swede's Swede

“Just in time! Mother's Day is coming up." 

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Bigamy and Social Networking

Woman Finds Husband's Other Wife on Facebook.

The Internet (NNN)--A Washington state woman got quite a surprise when Facebook's "People You May Know" feature reportedly recommended a potential contact. The two women certainly had something in common: a husband.

What The HELL Do You Think?

 

Joe Average     Facebook Expert

“I guess he didn’t see Facebook’s new un-marriage button."

 

Whyte Bredd    Stormin' Morman

 “This is why we need a Morman as president."

 

Dess Perate    Loving In Sin

“Shit! That means I’m wifey number 3!”

 

I. M. Pope    Catholic Cardinal

“My 14 wives are voting for Gingrich.”

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