Saturday, February 4, 2012

Fashion Victims


New ‘Huckleberry Finn’ Edited For Language
A new edition of the Mark Twain classic Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, forthcoming next month from NewSouth Books, will replace every use of the word “nigger” with the word “slave.”
What the hell do you think?


Truble Maker :: Crack Addict
“Coooool! Then I can hack my ebook reader to get the original words!”







Martini Glass :: Hair Part Inspector
“Being a wigger, I denounce this slavish adherence to political correctness.”








Shaniqua Jones :: Pink Promoter
“While the censors are at it, why not replace the  word Mississippi with Nile? It’s easier to read.”







 Dim Whit :: Swedish Genius
“Whew! I was afraid they were going to replace the N word with the dreaded S word. Swede.”

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