Friday, March 2, 2012

Storms Sow Fear And Panic Before They Hit.


New storms threaten Midwest.

The Internet (NNN)-- After a day of recovery for battered regions of the Midwest and South, a line of storms stretching from Illinois to Louisiana will bring the threat of tornadoes and severe weather Friday, forecasters said.

What The HELL Do You Think?



Tor Nadoh   EF4 upgrading to EF5
"I'm gonna rip the skin of your fucking face! Then lift your home up, off its wheels, blow it to town and smash it on the whore house!"


Lite Ning   Punk Electrons
“Run, hide under a tree. I'm still shooting a fucking bolt up your quivering...mutha'...fuckin'...ass!"



Wind E. Stormm   Blow Hard
“Look what I did yesterday! Today I'm gonna rip the roof off your McMansion. Or pay me $100,000 in non-sequential $20 bills, left in a loose pile out on the front lawn."


Puff Laddy  Gang Banger
“ IMO BUSTA CAP INYO SPHINCTER UNTIL FECES EVACUATE IT!...Where my posse at?...Ira? Herb? Jacob?...Guys?!”



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Thursday, March 1, 2012

"Jeremy Lin. Change I Can Believe In."--Obama

Obama on Lin-sanity: 'I've Been on the Jeremy Lin Bandwagon Before You'.

The Internet (NNN)--Education Secretary Arne Duncan, who plays basketball with Obama, told him about the breakout star. 
"Arne and I were playing and he said 'I'm telling you, we've got this terrific guard named Jeremy Lin at Harvard,'" Obama said. Duncan is a former captain of the Harvard team, Lin's alma mater.
Obviously, Obama will say anything to get re-elected. Like the truth.


Webb Ahallik   Pinterest Lin-terest
“To have Lin play more, Obama should use a drone to reinjure Carmelo Anthony."

Lieall Detime   Political Animal
 “Lin started Obama’s huge Super Pac "You Give Me “Contributions” I Give You Ear Marks" when he was a student at Harvard. Take that Zuckerberg!"

Vi Agra   Diversity Practioner
“I know how to ease their racial tensions.”

Playne Vanillah  Spark Plug Puller
“ I’m not surprised. Two smart fellers. Both graduates of Hogwarts.”






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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Windows 8 fails to Copy and Paste iPad2.


Microsoft Clones iPad 2 Software, Hails It As A Breakthrough Called Windows 8.


Internet (NNN)-- An obvious “Homage” to Steven Jobs and Apple, the Gates clonopoly has churned out yet another Windows disaster. What will Billy clone next? Probably the upcoming release of the iPad 3 in 2 weeks. It’ll keep Microsoft’s reverse engineering staff busy for years.

We get thoughts from early Windows 8 Beta users.

What the Hell do you think?


Skool Skippur   Facebook Freak
“Windows 8 lets me draw a picture for my password, it's so much easier than learning my numbers and letters.”

Buck Chuck   Macho Macho Man
 “It comes with easy to use "charms," which include Search, Share, Porn and Hook Up Tonight."

Busty Milf   Male Widget
“The colors and shapes are pretty! What’s it do again?”

Thor Frumm Asgard  Valhalla Web Master
“ My small tablet doesn’t have a touch screen,
it says “Tylenol” on it.”






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Monday, February 27, 2012


Android activates 850,000 units a day.


Internet (NNN)-- That’s nearly six million a week, or 25.5 million a month. Google now also has 450,000 apps in the Android Market.


What the Hell do you think?


Knoe Itall   Homework Denier
“More popular than the iPhone 4s?! Shit now I gotta get my mom to buy me one of those pieces of crap to look cool.”

Buck Rambo   Macho Nacho
 “To keep up with Android demand I heard Foxcon is increasing production of suicide jumper nets in their worker dorms."

Wan Tun Lust   Male Enhancement
“I once married an Android.”

Sven Svensson  Swedish Meatball 
“ I farted and a little google came out.”






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Butt warmers in cars create new medical syndrome.


Beware "Toasted Butt Syndrome," doctors warn.


Minnesota(NNN)--Seat warmers in cars seat may ease frigid winter commutes, but dermatologists warn that extended exposure can lead to a skin condition called "Toasted Butt Syndrome."

      Reports describe rashes on upper legs and buttocks that erupt by pressing against warmed-up seats for prolonged periods of time.


What the Hell do you think?


Knoe Itall   Homework Denier
“I think that's what Candice Krinell has. Cause she's got a hot ass. Booyaa! Excuse me, I'm tweeting that now.”

Buck Rambo   Manly Man's Man
 “My commute’s an hour each way and on cold mornings I end up with “Toasted Balls Syndrome”. Here, feel them lumps..."

Wan Tun Lust   Male Enhancement
“A rash isn’t what erupts when a man presses up against my warm seat.”

Sven Svensson  Swedish Meatball 
“I have to drive fast and run many red lights to cut down the time my seat warmer is on. It’s a medical necessity. The cop didn’t buy it.”






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Friday, February 24, 2012


Levi Jeans Ad Ignites Controversy Among Lonely, Nitpicking, Controversy Craving Bloggers.

BY Nit Pikkur (NNN) - There’s an online blogger created controversy over the Levi’s Curve ID Jeans for women ad. The headline says: Hotness comes in all shapes and sizes.” Women like that. And love the jeans. What’s not to like? 

Then the ad shows 3 ”Hot” women who are a slim size six. Size 14 is the average american woman.


What the Hell do you think?

Anna Rexick  Lard Marketer
“I’ve been dieting all my life to stay size 6. I work out 10 times a week. I’m so fucking tired. My period stopped about 2 years ago and I’m single, turning 40 and I want kids. You gonna finish that doughnut?”

Bier Gutz  Porn Collector
 “I'd do them 3. But what do I know? I google porn for “big booty cuties."

Wan Tun Lust  Male Enhancement
“Men with size 6 girl friends eyes bug out when they see my voluptuous size 14 curves coming.  You can undrop your jaw now Mr. Interviewer.”

Sven Svensson  Swedish Meatball 
“Don't those 3 Chinese women make the $80 jeans for a dollar a day? Sorry. Fifty cents a day.”




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