New storms threaten Midwest.
The Internet (NNN)-- After a day of recovery for battered regions of the Midwest and South, a line of storms stretching from Illinois to Louisiana will bring the threat of tornadoes and severe weather Friday, forecasters said.
What The HELL Do You Think?
Tor Nadoh EF4 upgrading to EF5
"I'm gonna rip the skin of your fucking face! Then lift your home up, off its wheels, blow it to town and smash it on the whore house!"
Lite Ning Punk Electrons
“Run, hide under a tree. I'm still shooting a fucking bolt up your quivering...mutha'...fuckin'...ass!"
Wind E. Stormm Blow Hard
“Look what I did yesterday! Today I'm gonna rip the roof off your McMansion. Or pay me $100,000 in non-sequential $20 bills, left in a loose pile out on the front lawn."
Puff Laddy Gang Banger
“ IMO BUSTA CAP INYO SPHINCTER UNTIL FECES EVACUATE IT!...Where my posse at?...Ira? Herb? Jacob?...Guys?!”
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