Monday, May 14, 2012

Sympathy Eating Bacteria


SUPPORT POURS IN FOR

FLESH EATING BACTERIA VICTIM

A 24-year-old woman feel off a homemade zipline and into a lake. She's in a hospital bed is fighting off flesh-eating bacteria. She has lost a leg and part of her abdomen to the virulent bacteria and may lose more, including her fingers. She had contracted the flesh-devouring Aeromonas hydrophila. The bacterium is remarkably common in the water and in the environment. Chlorine won't kill it.


What The HELL Do You Think?

 
Ab Norml     Facebook Enabler / Schoolbook Avoider
“Where can I contract a vegetable eating bacteria? One that eats broccoli."

 
Brut Forse    Flesh Eater
 "She used a homemade zip line. I always buy GE brand Zippy ziplines for all my outings."

 
 Fluffy Muff    Malcolm XOXOX
“If she was black you wouldn't be asking this question, huh, woodja, cracka'?!”

 
Svenn Svennsson    Inactive Culture
“Legs, no. Fingers, maybe. How far can the bacteria run with one?" 

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